Inside the World of Male Cam Modeling: Derek on Camming, Fitness & Being on Both Sides of the Camera | Cam Girl Diaries Podcast #92

Episode 92 Transcript
Cam Girl Diaries Podcast
Host: Gary Gabagool | Co-Host: Erica | Guest: Derek
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your clients are gay boys right? I’d say about 80 to 90 percent of them are, yep. And they know you’re
straight? For sure. Right, right, and that’s what they’re into? I’d say that’s what a majority of the guys that I’m
getting I’d say yeah probably like 75 percent of them are submissive guys too. Here and there you’ll get a
guy who was like wants me to play the other role for them which I can do either or I’m cool with anything so.
Uh, yeah, there’s not many things that are off limits for me.
But speaking of shoving things in your ass, let’s bring in Muscle Man. All right, I think
I finally figured it out which was crazy because usually not the worst with technology But I’m not the best
either How old am I I’m 29 and you’re bad with technology Yeah, I mean your whole generation was he was
probably born on fucking Macbook computer like As yeah as I say that as my have my old phone and my
computer behind me. I well, I fucking film on my iPhone 13 like I don’t even have an iPhone 17. have an
iPhone. I like my iPhone 13. I’m gonna shit.
I got the 14. I mean it does the job. It’s all I really cared about. I got a 15 and that’s where I stopped. It was a
piece added like it was so fucking terrible. Fuck you both. First off, fuck you both with your apples and shit.
Fuck apple. Every year they come out with a new fucking phone. Why are you fucking falling for that shit? I
want the iPhone. It’s like once you get once you get one you just stick to it. It’s like an addiction. Yep. know
you fucking crack head. So basically you’re a couple of crack heads is what you’re saying.
We are. I get asked all the time on cam do you blow clouds? said no not anymore. I just smoke crack just
strictly crack now. like you’re so pretty you shouldn’t be doing I was like
I don’t smoke crack only on Wednesdays. Oh what? that’s such a guy thing to say oh you shouldn’t be
smoking crack to a crackhead like so i had a private one time on c4 and this guy he’s been wanting me to
watch him smoke crack on a private and he did i literally started the private out he starts he puts this big ass
like boulder on this place and he literally lights it and he let when he’s smoking it his eyes get great big and
he just blows out this huge cloud of smoke and he goes That is so fucking intense. He’s like, I gotta hang up
now. Oh my God. I was like, are you? Just when you think you see it all, you’re having a heart attack. He’s
like sweating. What the fuck? Report him. Like, no. Why? He’s not doing anything. It was more entertaining
for me. I’d have to my clothes off. I didn’t have to shove anything in any office. I literally just had to sit there
and watch him take a hit. from this fucking tire gauge or whatever the fuck it is. Oh my God. What the fuck?
Yeah. I didn’t know it fun either. What the fuck? Anyway, let’s introduce our fucking guest here. Fucking
Derek. Yes. Well, I’m Derek from Rhode Island. Been doing camera rolling for about five, six years between
the, you know, between streaming myself and then as well as paying for models as well. So I’ve been on
both sides of it can give a unique perspective as far as that being on both sides of the camera. guess six
years. That’s fucking you know, I always say this shit because like I just talked to a girl in episodes coming
out this week. So we’re fucking a little in front of it. But like I always say fucking like, know, like if you’re in
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this game for like even three years, that’s a long time. Six years, that’s double the year. Basically, the
average, what is it like, most of them quit after like a month or I don’t know, 30 days is like the average. days
or something. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, what the fuck’s they fucking log on and they’re like, I was live for two
hours and nobody gave me any money, I didn’t find a whale. It’s definitely a progression thing regardless of
who you are and like you’re like super famous already and the hop on. I didn’t have a following, that’s my big
thing is like I want to teach these girls to be independent, don’t do an agency. If I can fucking do it, you can
do it because i have really bad ADHD and have time blindness i don’t have fucking time to have all these
social media accounts and post all this shit i don’t have time to do that shit man i thought i was the fucking
an- i’m supposed to be the angry motherfucker here you’re- what the fuck you’re so angry holy shit uh uh i’m
not angry you are yeah so fun the other week didn’t we we logged off we had so much fun we were just
Whoa, whoa, whoa, we can’t talk about that. That’s fucking we got to keep that show. We got to play an R
Kelly with that shit. I keep that show on it down low. Anyway, Derek. So so how did you like how did you get
into the game? Did you? So how I go into the game is I mean, I’ve been in the backtrack to all this when I
was like 14 years old is when I started getting into the gym. But. once i was like 18 or 19 i was watching
guys on youtube who are bodybuilders in the fitness industry type of thing and a lot of the guys who are in
the industry like that um they have to do extracurricular things to fund their careers right because you can’t
really make a substantial living unless you’re the top guys in powerlifting or bodybuilding right so most of the
guys doing cam modeling personal training whatever they wanted whatever the fucking bodybuilding like
the circus that guy the kid’s toxic as fuck I competed in powerlifting for a couple years. It can be I mean just
like anything else. like any other reach. What is powerlifting? Just like powerlifts. So like you compete in a
weight class. Like I competed at two or five pounds and the most you can do on a bench, squat and deadlift.
So unlike camming which is very visual it’s the opposite I guess we’ll say it’s more athletic than bodybuilding
would be. posing one of my male friends he’s also a bodybuilder he’s in that thing too and he does that’s
and just uh just to cut you off like when you’re power lifting do you be like like I definitely had some I had
some scares I think that’s kind of why I gave it a short run I mean I got second in the state in the small state
of Rhode Island so I’m happy with that and um then trying to transition That was always a hobby of mine, I
never really wanted to take it to the point of making that become a career. So, that’s what I tell people. I
mean, before I got into cam modeling, I was also on YouTube. And that’s really what I primarily posted was
fitness content. Ventured off into a bunch of different stuff on my YouTube channel, between fitness
content, finance content, got into Bitcoin. So that
I posted a bunch of stuff aside of… the adult stuff, the adult industry can’t get it, i can’t fucking get it no, no,
no, we don’t talk about bitcoin like we might as well talk about fucking what was that shit that people were
getting into buying fucking jpegs and shit remember that? that was all i can’t believe that was actually a
exactly, motherfuckers were buying fucking can’t believe that that was a thing holy shit yeah, when dad
went down i was like holy fuck are people really buying jpegs? Well, let’s think about what was going on at
the time. was all COVID. were like… Retarded? Yes. People were developing people for your size. COVID
time. I hate to say it, but I fucking loved it when we had COVID. COVID was good for depending as long as
you didn’t get it, right? Or if you got it, it wasn’t too bad, hopefully. Yeah. Hopefully you didn’t die. Exactly. I
feel like we all got it. Got it.
You know, whether we got it or didn’t get it. That’s I didn’t get it. Actually, I… Off-topic and we’re talking
about you, but yeah, just off-topic. I fucking I didn’t get COVID till
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I think what was it two years ago? 2024. I went with my son to a what is that one of them fucking jump
places you jump into the fucking parks? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You jump into the pit with those fucking sponge
things. Oh, I’m too much of a germaphobe to go to the fucking places. Yeah, I didn’t even think about it. I
fucking jumped in that shit. Next thing I know of three weeks I want. I thought I was going to die and ship.
I’m a bitch. So it doesn’t.
Anyway, I’m vaccinated. Let’s not get into vaccinations because, know, that’s all political. you. Please. I
have no immunity to chickenpox. What the fuck? How the fuck is that even?
That’s a whole different. That’s our doctor podcast. A freak. Does your family know what you do? Do they
know that you’re you do camming? Yes. parents both know my sister doesn’t know but my parents know.
Wait, your parents know that you whip your dick out? I mean, I basically
I mean, maybe not detailed to it. But I mean, I basically gave my mom like a description of basically what I
do. Well, wait, wait, wait, I’m sorry, I jumped ahead. Like, so how did you get into like, actually doing the
camming and you whip your dick out? For who? Sometimes but generally, it’s only in private shows, you
know what mean? mean, I’m literally when I’m in my public shows, I might be wearing a t-shirt, normal
clothes, normal day to day clothes.
And then I have my menu, just like you have your menu and to be anything take off my shirt, take off my
pants or whatever. I have like pushups on there and a lot of guys that I’ve catered to are into feet. So that’s
a pretty big thing of mine. So they like me like degrading them with my huge size 11 feet. Oh Jesus, you
know they say about big feet. It sucks. I have something to add about CB. Every time I do any kind of nudity
on CB, my shit is fucking leaked that day out on the fucking web. That’s a fucking fails. I’ve only streamed
on there so I don’t know how it can’t compare to anything else. yeah, there’s the ways we like to start tipping
or we’re private. You don’t get to see these lips without paying. There’ll be some money first. Unless you
pay for something on my tip menu. But if not, then I’ll tease you until you want to go to a private you can’t
take anymore. Like, let me see that fucking let me see it.
Then I’ll pretend like, okay, you want to see my dick? Like I’ll act like, ha ha ha ha You know, I want to see
your pussy. Like I don’t have a pussy of a dick. You want to see it?
No, banging up. I mean, you definitely got to be very cautious in this, especially myself.
I have a normal day job. I don’t know. is just a different vibe. So yeah, but I don’t really care. I mean, too
much. can just be a skank and do whatever I want. Whoa, whoa. All right, let’s get off the skank talk. how
did you transition into the cam sites or Chaturbate or how did it go? Like, you know, you were fucking
powerlifting. Yeah, so at the time, was I doing? probably in school, I was working at a restaurant, I was
doing so many different odd jobs just to try to make ends meet. Doing moving jobs, a lot of labor, mostly
labor jobs, I’d say at the time. I was pursuing a degree in biotechnology, which I didn’t finish, but yeah, I
don’t know, I guess I ventured off into different things. I knew of a guy who worked at a supplement shop
who did it, like a local spot, and then I was like, fuck, let me just give this thing a try and see how it goes.
You know, obviously, just like she said, was slow to begin with, you know? But, depending on how serious
you it, you can really scale it to be literally whatever you want it to be, all honestly. no, I got scammed and
showed my asshole to 400 people. Oh man, that does not sound too good. I haven’t had any situations. I’ve
always made it clear you have to pay me first so like maybe that’s why fuck you pay me right fuck you pay
me that should be everyone’s mantra but like uh jay dickhead uh tipped you 5 000 tokens and it looks like
you know the thing i didn’t know that a noise would go off when they tipped you and i was like okay he
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tipped me for the thing and he didn’t so i have a very like all right i don’t know i feel like i go through phases
where i have one guy who was like very like a top client at the time um Although let me also backtrack to
this. was in a relationship for about three years, so I kind of took like a not hiatus, but I was barely on here
doing this for three years that we were together. Thank you. wait, time out, time out. I don’t think Erica
realizes we’re on fucking YouTube. Are you? I don’t know. Are you? Are you showing your tits to someone?
Yeah, I am. I guess she’s dreaming to. I am. All right.
Well, we didn’t see it on YouTube, so it’s okay. But I just thought that was funny. I’m sorry.
Go ahead, No, you did it perfectly. It was just like, you could see just a little bit.
You know? Okay, I’m sorry, Derek. Go ahead. I don’t even know what I was talking about.
You were talking about your fucking like, was like, I hope I’ve seen this right now.
I just saw just a little bit like it’s not, you know, it’s not gonna fuck anything for
YouTube or anything. What do you do? I made sure I made sure I no, no, I know. That’s good.
That’s good. I just thought it was funny. I’m sorry, Derek. Yeah, I’m sorry. Go ahead. You were in a
relationship. Oh, yeah. I mean, I was in a relationship for about three years.
So during the time, like, she was okay with me doing it. Obviously I had my issues of going outside and
sourcing other women to pay for models. So obviously she wasn’t okay with that, which is understandable.
Definitely. For sure. I she’s like, yeah, I’m 100 % okay with you showing whatever to a guy because she was
like, I know you’re not attracted to guys. Not a big deal, of course. get that. But yeah, I don’t know. So I
guess the first three years
I was heavily streaming, had this, I had a couple, you know, super big, as she calls them, whale clients. I
had one major whale client who was an accountant at a DC, don’t know his specifics, I’m not gonna dox
other specifics, obviously. But yeah, he was one of the people who just dig into the feet stuff. That was his
thing, for sure. And that was Fucking freak! It’s just crazy to think, like, how common this stuff is and how,
like, Teenagers, my age, whatever, guys younger, older, whatever can get like recruited, we’ll say, to do
something like this. Cause I have a second cousin who’s like plays college basketball. So you can only
imagine. he’s about seven foot two. from what he was this and he’s been approached, you know, by guys,
obviously like I love a fucking tall man. I like to just wrap around like a fucking tree. what I mean? Hello.
Thanks for sharing Erica. I’m a bitch. I’m a little bitch. I wish I was taller, but I’m mean I’m average I’m 5’10
and just for my height I got big feet.
I mean most 5’10 guys don’t have size 11 so maybe that helps with the niche that I attract. first ex husband
was 5’9. Your first what? My first ex husband was 5’9. Oh I see. First ex husband. I have two of them. I two
of them. life happens right? yeah i guess that’s- see i- i like Derek he’s fucking- he’s uh diplomatic he’s like
oh yeah life happens fucking shit happens yeah i guess one- one wants to be put- i don’t know but i’ll tell
you what none of them knew that i camped i kept that a fucking secret porn i kept like my adult my adult
acting no one has ever found out ew Oh, that’s gross. Because I mean, no disrespect, no, they still want to
bang. They still want to bang. Oh, yeah. mean, shit, who wouldn’t?
But I don’t know. That’s fucked up. But Derek, so. Oh, shit, I fucking lost my train of thought.
I’m going to shut the fuck up now. You threw me off. It’s all your fault. You threw me off.
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No. So, so your, your clients are gay boys, right? I’d say about 80 to 90 % of them are.
Yep. And they know you’re straight. For sure. I think that’s what they’re into. right.
And that’s what they’re into. I’d say that’s what a majority of the guys that I’m getting, I’ll say about 75, I’d
say, yeah, probably like 75 % of them are submissive guys too. Um, Here and there you’ll get a guy who
was like wants me to play the other role for them Which
I can do either or I’m cool with anything. So Yeah, I’m there’s not many things that are off limits for me to be
honest that I haven’t oh I mean, I’m sure you could test you could ask if I’ve done it. I haven’t done it No, I
was gonna say Erica you should probably fucking ask some question cuz I’m wet behind the ears. don’t
know what to ask. uh, do you, uh, do you shove cucumbers up your ass? that cool? Gay men, like, do they
make you feel uncomfortable or anything like that? I’ve always been pretty comfortable just talking to gay
guys in person.
Right. So it’s like, That’s the way when you say literally, do you mean you’ll, you’ll take a no, no. cock up the
ass? Cause no, but, um, yeah, no, I didn’t think so. Like dirty talk. just like, you know what I mean? Just like,
yeah. I mean, pretty much whatever, whatever they want. Um, a lot of it’s also worship stuff. That’s a pretty
common thing in my niche.
Um, being the ultimate dirty talker as well. Like I am the ultimate dirty talker. Like I could talk dirty. Um,
yeah, I said I’m pretty good with it. Um, As with time, as with time.
I watch a lot of I’m watching lot of fucking porn. I’m watching lot of fucking porn. porn.
I’m I’m of I’m porn addiction like I’m starting to come to the terms that I think I do that’s okay but I’m not like
you know DJing all day long like I have to get to do like you know what mean yeah I gotta put the vibrator
down but uh go touch some grass yeah like I just don’t lay in bed all day with my hands down my pants you
know but uh Sometimes I just put it on, I’m clean and don’t even realize until some girls get fucking real and
she’s loud.
I’m like, oh my God, what is happening to my life? Like I’m out of control, I’m spiraling.
I’m spiraling out of control. See, that’s a difference. What do you guys, you guys have like the tip five things
or whatever, whereas guys generally have stuff like that to sell for us. Oh wait. Yeah. Can’t you, what was
that? The, was it the Lovens? Can’t you just shove a Lovens up your ass? or are gay guys not into that?
they have like cofferings too you can get that they can control shit too but yeah are gay guys into that
though are they like oh let me control your fucking i’d say some of are some of them are for sure oh some of
them yeah some of them i don’t have a love sense and i make good money without it because if it’s like you
can’t do it i’m sorry but i’m not gonna shove something that was made by a man because it definitely is not
gonna give me an orgasm um in my pussy all day long it’s just not gonna happen like but it’s up there for like
i work eight eight nine hours sometimes sometimes 10 hours i don’t want that up there for fucking 10 hours
and if you take it out and don’t tell anybody that you can get your account banned yeah yeah uh speaking of
uh account suspended or banned so a couple times i fell asleep on stream and then it’s gonna be the
temporary oh shit i’m glad you brought that up yeah because i think that was part of the reason why,
because when I was streaming Monday, I think that happened and they suspended me for it. was like,
damn. Okay. Yeah, that’s funny you say that because like that, I guess for the last few years, like that’s
been a thing people do, like on Twitch, even YouTube, like, you know, streamers will, but it’s not fucking,
you know, not safe for work shit. But you know, they’ll just sleep on stream, people fucking tip them and all
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that. But for adult shit, you can’t do that. Streamate does. cool. Maybe I guess I guess dating but yeah here
they don’t they don’t know. Oh so poor Derek fell asleep. Yeah. He got suspended. I just look at the door
like he literally just fell asleep and don’t like nope you’re out. I’ve done it before.
I had a big show and it’s just temporary waterworks and I just relax and fell asleep. Did you get suspended?
No actually no. The the air you got to get up you got to get up. It was a water workshop, you get what I’m
saying? So I was like depleted and tired. Yeah, I mean, only had one where I actually had to email them to
get it back, but I got it back pretty quickly within two weeks. That’s really good. Yeah. Yeah. Especially
because all these fucking bitch asses on kick Twitch, YouTube, they’ll fucking just sleep on stream and shit.
And it’s so fucking fake, too. I mean, we all know it’s fucking fake to fucking like, because, you know, people
send them fucking like uh bells and like shit to wake him up and they’re just sleeping through it like we know
you’re that you already recorded this shit you played a video game you’re just pretending dude ah shit
pisses me off it’s like then people want to try to them girls awake like on three meets them girls do you have
love sense they’ll try to get them up by fucking pain tip it off to see if they’ll wake them up i said no these
dudes are just into some weird shit that’s uh whatever those they wrote right different folks is what i like to
say So, so Derek, what do, uh, hmm, it’s kind of weird because, uh, I w I want to get in. What would you say
for a guy that wants to get into, you know, uh, you know, whatever you would call it. What do you call it?
Candy. No, I mean, for a straight guy to, you know. For a guy who wants to get into the webcam model, you
just gotta be confident in yourself. You gotta have a good personality for it. You wanna share about yourself
to each?
That’s really just the main two things I think that you need to be honest. Like how you look matters, yes, but
the same thing for females. The most important thing, and I’m sure she’ll agree with you, is your personality
and how you talk to people and are able to, I don’t know. just talk about your day, talk about what your
interests are, talk about everyone has things that they like to do and that will attract your audience. Oh, is
that what gay guys like?
They want to hear about your day and shit. I mean, that’s I guess you got to get a sweet talking in there just
like she would tell you. Oh, no, no, I’m not. I’m not trying to disrespect your audience or anything like that.
Like I’m trying to understand because like, you know, like that’s what I want to get into. I and my cousin,
Pervert Peteete, like we want to get into like, you know, just like, you know, because we hear gay guys are
at and Pervert Peteete, they’d have a few like, sissy boys that were like into him and shit. And he didn’t
know how to like, you know, like interact with them and shit, because it was kind of awkward, like, and didn’t
want to be disrespectful to the guy, know. All right. So that’s a good thing to transition you to some of them.
Like I told you I attract a very niche type of guys who are very submissive most of them so some of them
literally like me to call them, to grade them, call them a faggot, call them whatever they want to be called,
call them a bitch, call them whatever and I’ll do that and honestly those are my favorite type of things to do
because it’s like like in my head I’m thinking I’m like really I’m just getting paid to talk shit to you literally I
love it
I mean I love it and I just That sounds awesome! I’m trying to get into the the Fendom type stuff Uh huh, I
never was into it and then I, yep, I got into it and I fucking love it I literally get paid like 500 bucks to tell
some dude I’m I’m fucking his wife Yeah, um, I mean
I don’t know, I mean I’ve seen guys do it too so I mean I’m sure it can be done but be a transition I mean I
have cash over here to like use as props and stuff like that for them so i to control the orgasm, like i’d like to
tell them to stop touching yourself now or i’m hanging up yes, it’s like i said, you can literally make it to be
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what you want it be, this is number one thing about this is you’re your own boss, unlike- oh, right, because
you’re in control if you let these people- that’s why i said, i think of every man wants to get whatever they
can out me for fucking free and i have to have that mindset that they’re not trying to be my friends, fucking
stupid clapping cheeks, what a prick That’s a story. I am a Game of Thrones. Yeah. That’s my question to
both of you. Are the guys that are going for you, Derek, they’re probably different from the guys that are
going for Erica, right? Like, you know, likely say yes. Yeah, like they’re like. For you, Erica, they’re fucking
they’re trying to get the fucking free shit like, yo, just show me that fucking beef taco. Right there.
Like, you know what? I’m going to tell your family. I get threatened all the time. You better give me the
password. I’m like, you can’t talk to me. Go ahead. Go for it. Do it, bitch.
Do your baddest. That’s why I tell them all the time. Do your fucking baddest. Here’s the password. There’s
the password. Oh, fuck you. You want to see my bearded clam? You’re not seeing it. want to see it? You
can’t see it. for you, Derek, like um the guys that are going for you like they’re not trying to dox you and shit
right? i haven’t had any right? gay guys are so much i mean uh you know i speak up they’re mostly more
friendly um i have what’d say? do you go by your real name or do you have like a so originally it was like by
mr muscle monster i’ve used michael i used my real name Derek too i mean i don’t really care government
name don’t give a Your government? My whole government is. Actually, I don’t give a fuck.
Well, I mean, even my YouTube channel, I used to use my full government, but I’m like, hey, let me just do
deadlifts. And just because I started getting like a bunch of texts, I’m sure you can kind of relate being on
YouTube. You get fucking spam texts to the Oh my god, I’ll fucking Pornhub every, about 50 of them fucking
message me. Like, I’m not going to message you back, dude. Just give it up. Yeah. It’s crazy. It’s crazy how
they have these parasocial relationships with us. and um they think they fucking just like they knew me like
i’ve had to cut some motherfuckers off block them threaten them because they just literally it’s like dude get
the fucking hint i mean i cut off well only i’ve only had cut off one person briefly and i’ve actually brought him
back in because i was like once you burn your brick with me that’s it i don’t give second chances yeah
there’s only been one person i’ve burned right and that makes so much sense too because like We’re
talking about two different audiences here. Erica’s talking about like, you know, guys that are straight guys,
right?
Straight guys are fucking sick. I’ve seen some transsexuals like, there’s a couple of them, one of them
women, but they’re men, but they’re not gay, they’re into women. Right, but they’re not fucking psychotic,
like, oh, ugh. I mean, the one guy who I did cut off, he came in my room as a female on his profile and I
can… you know, he’s talking to me, talked to me and eventually he does give me an insta which is an insta
that has no photos up or anything
I know this whole time that I’m talking to him I’m like I know this isn’t this is obviously a guy like I’ve been
doing this for years like I know the way you’re talking to me like and eventually I was like you just call me
and I had him call me and then I was like alright maybe I can’t remember if I call him or if he admitted it or
whatever on insta I can’t remember but I just remembered that he was like, yeah, I’m a guy or whatever. I
just want to do show.
And then he’s actually the guy I told you I cut off for a little bit. And now we’re back to doing stuff. sending.
I’m sending. I’m sending. I’m sending. I’m very nice thank you thank you i love you i’d like that is a very i’m
not gay but i do agree i love my little fashion mustache ride you know i appreciate it no homo no i i can’t take
offense to that at all I love me a good old fashioned mustache ride. I love him in sucker form. Oh, you like
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mustache rides, right? Favorite ride to be a carnival ride is the mustache ride. Yeah. Oh shit, maybe you two
could like collaborate or some shit, right? Wait a minute. Wait. No, that’s not going to work. Yeah, that’s
definitely not going to work. We’re way too far away. Well, besides that, you got two different audiences. It’s
like a fucking… I guess I’m goodbye guys in there. do get some very few of that. Like I said, like very few
females who joined mine. It’s all yeah. They’re been in flux of male models on Stripchat that have been
asking like to like collaborate with me and they’re like very pushy and they’re very demanding and it’s like,
I’m not going to clarify. Like we didn’t even get a chance to talk and you’re always like wants to say, do you
guys do that? Blah, blah, blah. And another thing I have come into contact with being a cam model is When
you’re talking to somebody that’s a couple, it’s normally an ex-cam model. I If they’re like, we’re a couple, it’s
an ex-cam model.
It’s always been an ex-cam model. And then they tell them themselves, like, what the fuck are you doing?
Because I’ve had a few couples come in my room. I’ve actually never had a couple as far as, like, what do
call them? Signed up as. Oh, yeah. Like, do a private with me.
And I’ve had a fucking few bad bitches, like, oh my god. Like, what the fuck are you doing?
Like, what’s wrong with you? Why are you click and they’re like, well, I’m in the closet.
Okay. Well, that makes sense. No, I definitely get out the fucking closet. My Uh, was you saying that too?
It’s like a lot of the people who’ve done shows with me, guys who are married.
It’s so sad to see like these guys are living like two lives. think you popped up a little bit. Have ever watched
South Park? Have you ever watched South Park before? Yes, I have worked there. Okay. So you know how
they’re making fun of our Kelly and they’d go to the thing where they’re in the closet. I’m not sure if I saw that
one. Oh my god, I think of that fucking- It’s hilarious. Have you ever watched- I’m a huge South Park fan. I
don’t really watch- I don’t watch TV anymore, but like when I did, I watched a lot of South Park. Like, I know
I have like a childlike mind for being 35, but uh- No worries. Well life’s too short to be fucking serious all the
time. Like, I don’t like fucking sex clicks. don’t like action movies. I don’t like- It’s either gotta be horror or
documentaries and I just- I’m not like one of them girls. I get made fun of all the time just because I’m not
like a little- You know, delicate little flower, I’m not serious and shit like that. Like I always got a joke, I’m
always laughing and that’s it. The world is fucking disgusting. Like it’s such a gnarly place, like I don’t
fucking need, you know, more. you was my inspiration. I do like a journalist like fucking story every week.
And my new one was chicks before dicks men’s roles in the camping industry. And I actually interviewed a
cam model this morning. He was a more interested in, um, fucking me. And, uh, he said, why don’t you
interview me naked? said, that’s funny. come on. Like, this is not what this is. This is like a professional
interview. Just asking one friend to another. Now my experience with being cam models, will go down a
cube of a business. make troll accounts on my platforms. It’s not like control. Like my name is Stevie trolling,
but Like, okay, I said I will troll some models. shouldn’t do that. Whatever. Blah, blah. Like the fucking meth
that ones I’ll say, Hey, Bethany, like just do the shit anyway.
Um, I’ll get on and I’ll, uh, you know, I’ll go and I’ll say if the model’s goal hasn’t been set, I’ll give them
money. I don’t go in there. I’ll not swipe their customers. I don’t even tell anybody. I’m a cam model. You
can’t even tell. But, the times that I’ve had interactions with cam models that are meant, they, um, either did
drugs like on cam, like I didn’t have no idea what bloom clouds was or being fun was until I started
becoming a cam model. I had no fucking idea. I don’t know those are. What are they? No, I don’t really do.
Somebody will ask you. Oh, yes. Yes. No, I know you’re talking about. I Yes. I thought they were talking
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about fucking a car. was like, sure, we can do race play. And when he’s like, I want you to call me again.
Where’s excuse me? He said, I said, I’m not saying that. He said, have to read upon and said, well, guess
what? I’m done. So I hung up and I responded as money. I thought he was gonna talk about, you know,
either being a NASCAR driver or like, Oh my God, I’m so turned on by cars or whatever it is. Like, I don’t
care. I’ll agree to whatever you want to do very good on. Unless it’s like I have my bottom line, which are,
you know, kids and animals. And then other than that, it’s pretty gay. I’m pretty with you on that.
Yeah. I’m very, very open person. What else have I done? Yeah. I’ve had a group sex with like more than
one guy like I’ve never done that or had sex with more than one guy one day I’ve never done that either now
I’ve been in all girl orgy and I’ve been I don’t have reasons with two girls and one guy but that’s that’s it I
guess I’m sitting on this fucking this label thing and every time I do it doesn’t sound too healthy so I’m gonna
get off of it so that it doesn’t keep doing that oh yeah I mean something else I wanted to bring up because
as you know I’ve been on the other side of it as well paying for bottles And Pete already knows this, but the
one thing that I am into is I like to give myself wedgies and I like to get them. I like that. I fucking like that
because I could bend you over my knee. You know what mean? Cause I do the mommy thing. So you like,
know what? You’ve been such a bad boy for mommy. I’m gonna give you a fucking, I’m gonna give you a
wedgie. I love that.
You know, you’ve been such a bad fucking boy, put you over my knee and just like slowly pull it. You know
what I mean? Yup. Well, I mean, I’ve dated a Latina for three years, so. Listen
I like to be cucked and I have my new thing my new Factuation is to be stuck like you can’t do that on cam I
can’t be like stuck in the dryer like listen area I don’t know you’re the milk or whatever. Um, everybody likes
milk. Okay, fuck what you say, but uh And I’m a real milk. I’m gonna fucking I don’t pretend to be I’m a real
milk Fucking like your mom your new stuff mom. She’s so hot is you know waiting for her underwear in the
dryer and she gets stuck in there and you just come in and she’s wearing this little tennis shirt and her pussy
her ass is hanging out and you take full advantage of that like tell me that’s not a hot scenario I can’t do that
on webcam I don’t have any you know what mean? could it would just be a lot of moving around right? you’d
have to angle the fucking camera and then you’d have to get the people one I can’t see your lighting’s
terrible well somebody the other morning was like um I just want to fix your lighting because it’s so fucking
it’s terrible I like you know what why don’t you buy me a new fucking ring light if you don’t like it so much buy
me a fucking ring light either nut up or shut up Why are you gonna make this weird? Why can’t you just pull
your cock out, jack off, come and leave? Why are you gonna make this so fucking weird? They want to be
like the professional stuff, I guess.
But I mean, we make it as professional as we can. do the best we What is it that is so like exciting and fun
about watching a cam model? What instantly brings you into a cam model’s room? Like what attracts you to
a cam model? That’s my dog. He’s 10 years old. He hears himself barking. I just go all around I I went to
various models rooms over the Over the six years, guess of being on the internet, right? What’s your like
favorite site to go on is it it CB or do you have like other ones? I used to go on Femdoms, which is like a
side one of streaming. Yeah, I was so like into it on there. I just had to like ban myself from it.
It was like I never wanted to be in the Femdom and then like I had somebody do the small dick humiliation
and I liked it and I was like, I can’t be somebody. Cause I see one of them girls who like apologize for
everything. I don’t know where. Fuck that shit. Ah, could you humiliate my dick? Ah, I fucking love that.
Psych, what am I gay? Oh, fuck that shit.
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I’m not too gay shit. Wait a minute. No offense. What’s your name? Derek? Yup. Ah, so. uh, Gary Gabagool
was telling me you’re into gay shit, is that true? yeah, i guess so, i have to, i mean, it’s gotta be true holy
shit, so you’re gay? nope wait, uh wait a minute, i wanna- i’m confused you’re- you- your audience is gay,
but you’re not gay? that work? I guess just the nature of cam modeling like she said and you get the
audience that you attract
I guess I don’t know it’s like like I said you can become your own boss and that’s the best thing about doing
it. Oh so wait a minute so so are you saying I can uh I can go on I could be an OnlyFans guy and gay boys
will pay me to what do I do? I wanna be on OnlyFans, how do I do it? I guess the best way to do it is to start
sign up. Alright so, I sign up to
OnlyFans. Alright, then what do I do? Get your camera out, start filming, start like, I mean
I’ve done Chaturbate so I can’t compare how that platform is. But just hop out, hop on there and put your
hashtags into something that you that would attract how you look, how you talk to people. For myself, as
you know, my username is bigbagmuscles1296 on there. So
I use hashtags muscles, hashtags feet, don’t know, ass, hash, various hashtags, beard.
Oh, so is that what gay guys look for? They look for mus- They look for muscles? I didn’t think gay guys are
into muscles. It’s very common in the gay scene. hell, let me write this down, this is good fucking information
haven’t you ever watched the two queer shows? uh, no? you- I don’t watch gay shows! what the fuck? why
do I look gay? hey pervert b, I’ve had some viewers wanting me to ask you if I can see what’s underneath
them suspenders one day uh, you mean personally? yeah, they want me to find out, like do some
investigative journalism to see if you’re really a pervert. I’m really not a pervert. My mother named me
Pervert Peteete because, you know, she she smoked a lot of crack and it was the whole thing.
I’m really not a pervert. I’m really a nice guy. We were going to have a pervert off like because I’m a fucking
pervert myself. We’re going to a pervert off. We say he’s going to be the biggest fucking pervert. Well, I’m
really not a pervert. It’s just my name. We all are. It’s okay. I just fucking dried up. It’s instantly dried up. Oh,
oh. Oh, I’m sorry.
Well, I guess I’m not your audience. I guess gay boys might be my audience. No, I’m not gonna get my
make-a-wish. might be. What’s wrong with that? Yeah, there’s nothing wrong.
Hey, gay boys, you wanna fucking… Wait, do I have to like show my wiener? You can do whatever you want
to, like I said, when the only time I’ve done that was… when someone’s taking me into a private chat for an
extended period of time. And you can take off whenever you want. can put like, say, 500 tokens and I’ll take
it all off or whatever. Wait a minute!
I’ve been showing my wiener for free for like 10 years. You mean I could have been getting paid for this
shit? Sure, 100 % it could be. Oh my god, I’m so if you guys want to give a statistic, mean, I haven’t made it.
a bunch on there, I over 10 grand streaming part time.
So 10 grand like money cash. American dollars. Yeah, cash. Oh shit. That’s nice. So you definitely could do
it. Anyone can do it. I really believe anyone can do it. Oh, yeah. You’re still positive.
Hopefully you’re not HIV positive, cause you know, but it’s not deadly. So you don’t have to worry about that
anymore. Back in the day it was deadly, you know, but now it’s all good.
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You can take some drugs. You’re fucking, you’re like magic Johnson and shit. Wait, nobody knows who
magic Johnson is. How old is he now? I know who magic Johnson is. Back in the day, like, you know, if you
remember for us old heads, know, magic Johnson got AIDS and it was like, Oh my God. He’s dead. He’s
still alive. He’s gonna live forever. I think so. Well, because he was rich too. Back in the day, he was rich, so
he got all the best drugs. now… He’s internal doctor and shit like that. Infectious disease doctor, you know
what mean? Right.
And plus now, anyone could get fucking AIDS medications and you’re good. On South Park, Magic
Johnson, the way he cured AIDS was sleeping on money. I mean, I don’t know when your last day will be,
As dark as it sounds, but… Oh, why do you gotta talk like that? I only say that because I’ve, the past two
years, I’ve been, alright, so this is crazy, guys. The past two years, I’ve got hit by a car, leaving the bus,
flipped onto the windshield, got rushed to the hospital, and this was October of last year. A year prior to that.
around December time, which mind you, I shouldn’t have been riding my e-bike in the fucking cold weather.
I don’t even know how to ride don’t know any day. And I had the right of way. I was already across the road.
Like the guy just ran through a stop sign. That was like within a matter of two years. I’m like a cat. had nine
lives. Well, do you have a lawsuit going? It sounds like you have a lawsuit. Yes. Yes. Get paid. We’ll see.
Well, it sounds like you’ll get paid. mean, I’m not a lawyer or anything. I’m more of a doctor, a pussy doctor,
but… Only on the weekends. Uh-huh. You know. I’m trying to find out. find out what? all you said you’re not
a pervert but everybody wants to know what’s under them f**king suspenders and if you leave your mask on
the whole time. Oh, you mean when I bang you? Yeah, I he just uses- he probably just puts his tongue
through the little hole in the mask. It’s okay. Ah, yeah. Mommy, oh, do you mean when I’m eating your taco?
Yeah, but I’m a squirter, so you might be like soaked.
Oh, that means I have to wash this. I mean, I only try to wash it once a week, but- Let me wash it for you.
Let me- I did it- I made the mess. Let me fix it. Oh, I mean, you don’t have to wash it. We’ll just leave it- all
the juices in there for a little bit. it pretty- it would- i pee so good i hear that i pee myself sometimes a day i’m
really not a pervert so everything you guys are talking about makes me feel real uncomfortable no, you
know you feel- the pants are feeling my pants oh my god you fucking sickos you’re some fucking- you’re a
cam girl and a cam guy i’m not a cam girl or cam guy i mean- I just- teach you how to be one. Yeah, you
want a lesson, I’m teach you how to be a pervert. After this, you’re gonna be the biggest pervert in the
fucking world. A world famous Practice you can do at This dude is so sick, like, oh my god, he’s into some
sick shit. Oh god. Ah, I like that! Can
I get another- Can I get another silver play button? That’s- That’s my goal, I wanna get another silver play
button. Yeah, so you usually had another champion. How How How How about
That’s even better an AVN award. Oh, fuck. Yeah. How do I get it? All right, let’s do it. Like, all right, teach
me. We’re gonna be the number one podcast in the world. Yeah, I don’t want to be a podcaster. I just want
to fucking, you know, manipulate some fucking gay boys to fucking give me tokens and money and shit.
There’s a podcast with these people that’s married couple fucks every guest that come on the show. We all
know what it is.
But I don’t wait. Wait, so there’s a podcast where the couple fucks the guests? Yeah, it’s called Plug Talk
and he owns a big podcast called No Jumper and she’s a- I wasn’t- Oh, Adam 22? Adam 22- Oh shit, no,
no. like, no it’s not. Oh no, Adam 22- I gotta fucking- you know, cause I’m more in the comedy world. Adam
22 got called- Adam 22 got fucking owned by fucking, uh, what’s his name? Matan Evan? He got owned!
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Again, and fucking Matan Evan fucking owned that ass. Oh my god, you look- Yes, yes! You fucking- Oh my
god, Matan is so- He’s been 17 years old for a lit- fucking years hilarious fucking he’s just in my mind he’s so
arrogant and he needs humbled sometimes because bitch you look like somebody kindergarten drew all
over you and I think that’s what gets like that’s what helps this podcast be so good though I like the guy
that’s in his podcast was like Mike or something like that. Oh, Mike
Mike. Oh, yeah, he’s got the fuck and you know, I’m a big fan of eyes and shit. He’s got the eyes. He’s like,
yeah, he definitely does. goes like the way you guys. Yeah. Fucking eyes. like when sharp was on there.
I’ve only seen a few of his stuff. haven’t saw a bunch. He’s like a paper whatever but I like I like the way he
talked like his voice and I like his like outlook on life because that’s you know, that’s unfortunately how I was
like raised like in that kind of environment. So I can relate with that shit. listen listen listen i’m trying to
become a fucking cam guy here are you gonna teach me or what here let’s can we roleplay which role you
wanna be? uh, i don’t wanna be a gay boy, no! i’m- okay, well
Tommy what kind of role want me it’s hard for me to, like, get into character as the other role i mean, i can
do it oh yeah, that’s right! yeah, i mean, you’re the fuckin- you’re the one dominating these little fuckin’ fag
boys, right? yeah but, you’re getting the hang of it already, though you’re just using the right language oh!
oh, shit! i thought i was being disrespectful! Wait what I heard cock You want to see but you can’t
motherfucker you were dying to see it. Oh you want to see this cock. Yeah. Yeah You want fucking see and
then I just whip it out because that’s all I I just give it away for free. Yeah, that’s all I know You’ll give enough
of yourself away for free that you more than you’d like to bargain for you make them pay for that cock
Remember that. Wait a minute. so when they want to see the cock, you don’t show it. Is that what you’re
saying? You them, like maybe show the top of it, maybe like flash a little bit. But then you say, if you want to
see this cock, cause it’s so fucking hard, then you’re going to have to fucking start, come on, start to hit for
me. Don’t be like a greedy whore, like flirt with it or whatever. But you know, you know what? You can come
in and shadow me one day when I’m working or, you know, just see what I do. Cause I do the same thing.
Like, Oh, you want to see my pussy? You want to see my pussy? bad. you’re soaking wet right now and i’ll
taste myself and they’re like and it’s like pay me take me to private oh fuck you pay me yeah i’m all about
that yeah good fellas and shit i fucking see them babies that say that that says pay me on them oh but you
got tits i i can’t relate to that i i mean you just can’t fucking bitch his husband wears the the fake boobs wait a
minute wait wait i’m trying to understand how to do this now come on Derek, you’re supposed to help me
here, because you have the most experience with gay boys, right? Pretend you’re a gay boy. Now, I know
it’s out of your realm, but pretend you’re the gay All yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on, let’s role play here. Pretend
you’re the gay boy.
Just think of your biggest pain gay boy and pretend to be him, but just tell me what to do. All right. You
know, I really like defeat. You know that? oh, you’re fucking disgusting, i hope you die! nah, i wouldn’t
respond like that, but- oh, oh fuck, i’m sorry, i-i- it’s alright, you’re a beginner- you your horn in one second,
you blew your but, i-i can- blame with it blame with it, aww i can- i can only be honest, i-i can’t lie you know,
you- alright, so you have to be- you have to, like- lie? okay, i can lie, alright, alright, i’ll lie, you learn your
customers very well, i’ll say that so some customers- are okay with uh lying super degree degradation and
others like less degradation others like i don’t know more vanilla stuff just like street guys right i guess oh
okay yeah yeah i could probably deal better with them i guess because you know i’m kind of vanilla i’m
really not a pervert i’m think i mean there’s plenty of vanilla dudes on there but i’ll say just extremes to
everything so yeah we’re limiting your audience i guess Fuck, I don’t want limit my audience! But then you
also just create a very niche audience at the same time. Which can be helpful. So don’t think that’s a bad
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thing. Well, what do you think, Derek? There’s probably only a limited audience that wants to see a guy in
suspenders and a ski mask, right? That’s really cringe. There’s a really small audience for that, right? You
never know. Yeah, I guess. you never know unless you try! is that what they say? 100 % give it a try, it’s not
for you it’s not for me oh why, did we get kicked off youtube? I wanna take my shirt off oh! uhhhh I’m not
naked or anything, have a top on but I just- well I mean, guess we could kick ourselves off of youtube, uh
I feel like- Oh, we don’t want you to feel fat! guess we could kick ourselves off of
YouTube, I’m not sure how you’d deal. Well, I mean, if you want to get into your fucking, what do they call
them, your skivvies? I don’t know, what do call, uh, yeah, can get- Yeah, that’s okay for YouTube. Derek
said it’s okay. Because I don’t know. I don’t know. I’m a maid. I’m a maid. Oh, oh, oh, are you gonna clean
my house? Please don’t fire me because
I didn’t wear panties under my uniform. Oh, bitch, you’re fucking fired. Oh, you’re getting fired unless you we
do a little some some little crank crank. I’ll do whatever I have to do to keep this job. Oh, Alright, uh, where’s
my wiener? Ah, yeah, fucking, ugh. You know, they don’t call me the throat goat for no reason. Uh… Well,
fun fact, I can do this with my tongue. Damn, I have no gag reflex. listen, listen, uh, the- i don’t wanna talk
about this shit we’re doing it for Pervert Peteete, we’re trying to get him to get some practice in, see how
long his tongue i’m Pervert Peteete out, that’s what i’m trying to do what the fuck? i just wanna learn how to
be a cam guy i’m trying to teach you, i gotta get you loose, you can’t go in there like off of- loose? do mean i
have to get my butt loose? i don’t wanna get my butt loose you have to have empty balls, if you have- If
you’re full of cum then you can’t like properly think and retain the information. Uh… But yeah, yeah Derek,
stick up for me man, like I have to get my balls emptied? Like… that, uh, think that you’re just… synthesize
you and do it. I mean if you don’t have any problems getting erections you shouldn’t have a problem. You
know what I mean? I guess that’s what it comes down to. Yeah, I mean, uh, can
I just bust a nut? wherever i want? prefer in me, but if wherever- yes, that’s where i prefer! i prefer to bust
nuts in bitches! i thought you were trying to like, practice on the gay boys? so if you’re trying to practice on
the gay boys, you gotta make sure they take you private before you do that shit. oh no, are you saying- wait,
so you’re saying- you don’t wanna bust for free in the public? i actually don’t even bust at all. really? 100%.
never had oh, thank god! I for sure they’d want to see that, like, you know what mean? I mean, I’ve
completely got taken everything off, my guy who is my number one guy right now, I’m doing something
pretty much every week with him now. Yeah? Yeah, he’s gotten more comfortable, so I think that’s maybe
something you might try to ask him, and then at that point I might just have to cut him again, like for good
though this time. I know that you’re not… That’s my line. Like when you are doing, how do stay hard? Cause
you’re not gay. you think of other shit or what is your like go to to keep yourself? This is such a gay
conversation. You can always put on something, someone in the background. can always think of other
stuff, whatever works for you. Cause I play for both, I play for both teams. like I can talk, I could do both or
whatever, but um, but you know, I like, but I’m always horny. So like it’s. I say I have a pretty high drive too,
so it’s never really been a problem. My pussy like- No, my pussy like- Whoa, whoa! I heard pussy! Alright,
I’m back, I’m back, I heard pussy. Pussy, what is my name, pussy Pete? Uh… No, that doesn’t sound good.
Like yeah, comes and goes, no pun intended, but everyone’s got it, comes and goes. Wait a minute, so do
you have to like show your wiener to these gay boys? I do, not everyone does, but you can kind of draw the
line to where you want to draw the line at, essentially. what’d say? i rate cumshot videos, those are my
favorite i love that, i love it you should see mine after a week of not cumming, it’s for you i the not trajectory,
it’s it’s fucking crazy the way you- oh my god, it’s it’s so crazy it’s sexy though, i love it, i fucking love it
alright, are you guys done talking about cumshots? ew, that’s so gay i wanna talk about cumshots, what the
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fuck? we’re trying to give you lessons that you were asking for fuck, i’m sorry, i’m sorry, i’m getting all that,
alright, alright, alright you’re gonna to be comfortable with this kind of subculture you have to be- if you’re
not gonna be able to be comfortable with your gay side then you’re not gonna be able to make it, it’s a male
kind of model i’m sorry to break it to you but i don’t think it’s gonna be able to work but i wanna have gay
clients! catch that gay butterfly! you gotta reach out to them i have boundaries i’m not gonna show my
wiener to gay guys alright so there you go, that’s zero boundaries, then you go- yeah yeah yeah yeah! that’s
my boundaries! alright gay boys, i’ll fucking dominate you, but besides that- will you show your bumble?
jesus christ no! yeah, that’s true, so will you get at least your underwear? cuz that’s gonna be 100 % a
requirement, i feel like. the only- no, i’m not showing my tidy ways to anyone but the bitch i’m i dunno, this
may not be the career for you then. No, fuck I’m honest No, thank you. Thank I appreciate your honesty. I
like they’re the only person in the world to me That’s the experience that you get with me. It doesn’t matter.
There’s 300 people three people in there I will literally make every single of them feel like it’s just you then
me and him Yeah, it’s good. We they love that they want to get about their wives and everything else and
I’m like, that’s my main thing I’m not your girlfriend much away if I don’t want to be so, you know some
people will like she said some people will get super in depth with their personal life and other people will just
be like fuck it let me log on i’m here to do this and that’s it and then actually last weekend i had a really good
like i had one guy for me it’s a lot um a thousand tokens and about i was on for a couple hours and nothing it
was a really boring day and then all of a sudden this guy comes on thousand tokens how long do you wait
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, What’d do for a thousand tokens? a thousand tokens, I got
undressed into my underwear, flexed for him.
I can’t flex. gave me 500 tokens. Really I didn’t even like I said, that’s why I said sometimes I don’t have to
do anything else hold them some shit talked in for a while and there was uh, I can’t I can’t flex go ahead
Erica. Yeah, so depressing. I can’t get it. I’m doing push-ups then for repeat Before you like log off or like
customers like you have like a certain amount of people that you keep like that you’ll have in your room
before you log off or like Hours or whatever. Are you or do you work regularly? Do you have like a set
schedule? I don’t really have a set schedule at all. just, it’s like, could be, I could be on for 10 minutes. I
could be on for 30 minutes. I could be on for two hours. I try to draw a line for myself at two hours because
that’s too long for me. I quit my vanilla job last
April. I was a corporate bartender for two years. I haven’t had a day off since then. I’ve worked seven days a
week. I work sometimes all day long. It’s an indication that it takes to push yourself to the top. Yep, and I
don’t have a regular schedule. It doesn’t fuck with me.
And I work. I like the midnight shift. I seem to make more money because it’s so saturated.
Like on Stripchat, there’s fucking 13,000 models on it one time. You know, like there’s way more harder girls
than me on there. I’m gonna notice that personally, feel like Mondays and
Thursdays do really well. And I feel like maybe that’s because there’s just less males on it that time or just
luck of the draw. Who knows? What? competition? That’s what I think of
Like, fucking C4 is a sausage fest. That place is a sausage fest. Saturdays is like, I’ve noticed Saturdays
like, I would have a really good Saturday or a really bad Saturday, which you would think Saturdays would
be consistently good because… I’m a, you know, I’m a part-time streamer, so. I’m full-time. I normally,
stream anywhere between one hour to 12 hours. Just depending on… what I have going on, if what I have
bills to pay for that week or, you know, how I feel or whatever, because, you know, I just do whatever I want.
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I don’t have anybody tell me to do, I just, it just depends. But I do get tired, like, especially from private.
I have to take a little. I would hope so. Jesus Christ. 12 hours. Oh no, I don’t like, okay. Well, she’s off. Uh
oh! Fucking 12 hours fucking- I think she hit her 12 hour mark.
Oh, oh! We all gotta sleep sometime. What the fuck happened? You hit your 12 hour mark apparently!
Jesus Christ! What happened? Ah, you’re sideways. I know. I don’t know, fucking- probably YouTube
fucking flagged you for those fucking titties showing and shit. Oh, but they can fucking put people giving
birth and shit on there. Fuck that. Well, that’s medical, that’s the whole thing! mean, if you wanna get into
Listen, if you wanna get into that, that’s medical! I mean, you know… I’m a doctor, by the way! Are you
really, Pervert Peteete? Or are you just playing with us? Well… Yes, I am a doctor! Is he really? Well… Erica
is an expert on Pervert Peteete, because she’s done a research, apparently. so yes i am a- i did nothing but
watch Pervert Peteete video i mean literally i listen to it in my sleep i am a gynecologist uh amateur of
course but you know i don’t have a degree but you know i see i see yeah maybe that’s why i can’t be a a
fucking onlyfans gay boy i’m i know pussy too well right just say yes yes okay yes Yeah, yeah, exactly right?
I can’t fucking do this shit.
That’s understandable. Like I said, that’s why I said it’s not for everyone. really isn’t.
But I want it to be for me. Like I want to dominate some fucking fag boys. You want all those?
I thought you were gonna say I want to dominate some fucking pootang. No, I do that in my normal life.
What? You know, it’s a fucking, you know, we’re talking about online. you don’t. do not. Yeah. I don’t- I’ve for
little bit. just- I do! I bang a lot of girls! I stick my wiener all inside them! Fucking prove it. Not up or shut up.
Oh, really? Really.
Yeah. Alright. Hi there, Amelia. Is that your name, Amelia? Hi! Alright. What’s your address?
Let me put it into MapQuest. Um- so i can print it out and get to your house i live at 1234 memory lane wait
wait wait i’m on dial-up god damn it my god i have a i have a one two three four mem-or-y i have a dirty joke
for you guys all right go for it what is after a 69? 70 what are you retarded you don’t know math? I don’t get
it! What am I missing? I retarded?
I think I am. you use your tongue so after you’re done you get dick breath you know you better put you some
mouthwash pussy breath whatever yep i love tasting my own vagina out of uh beards that’s my favorite
something my ex right now saying that the thing the best that’s why that’s why they like the beards
suPervert Peteete it’s a fucking flavor saver it is it is I think we’re making him blush. We’re just we’re just too
much flavor saver. I love quotes. Quotes are great flavor saver. right. Like especially the next day when you
like when you give him a kiss and you’re like, Oh, I can smell myself. I love it. Let me come here. me some
more. Gross.
Not gross. It’s beautiful. It’s a beautiful thing. It’s a beautiful thing. it’s actually not a good thing that i’m so- i
such a powerful oversex drive cause- oh i know, you’re such a dirty whore! Gary Gabagool said, you know,
you’re a respectable female and i was like, oh okay, let me- apparently you’re a dirty whore! i’m a f- i need
the whore fucked out of me. oh! my kinda girl, that’s a lot of- that’s a lot of fucking, it, girl? with your only fans
i think you i think you can do it i really do i think you can really do it but i don’t know because Derek he’s a
professional fag banger so i mean you know we have to go off the way because you know your audience is
way different than his right oh yeah so he’s a professional fag banger so we gotta go off of uh ballgagger
yeah exactly he’s fucking you know he’s a professional peter puffer Yeah, exactly. So I gotta go off of what
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he says.
He’s a professional. He deals with people that are gayer than a football bat, you know? Oh, fuck yeah. Holy
shit. I didn’t even realize. Like, you know, I like to judge people. I don’t know about you, but I love judging
people. And I judged him as a, you know, like, you know, one of those. And I don’t have nothing against gay
people, I am myself. Me either, hey I love the gays, I just don’t wanna fucking stick my wiener in a gay. I
love women, I love being with women, I am, you know. Oh, oh we know. Oh yeah, nice. I wanna get a girl on
cam with me but everyone’s like, I don’t want anybody to find out. And it’s hard to keep, someone that’s not
like fucking doesn’t show their face and someone that does is a hard, that’s a fucking hard diet to do, that’s
a fucking deal. That’s a whole other thing that I would love to get
I mean yeah, I would love to get into is the Girls that don’t show their face versus ones that do I actually
yeah, I have a friend that doesn’t show her face. Maybe I’m there to talk to us Oh, I would love to have her
on yeah Because she she doesn’t go on for to make money. This girl doesn’t need the money. She goes on
because she’s a pervert She likes to masturbate for strangers What a fucking sick Fuck. Like she’ll call me.
She’s like, Hey, do want to stream?
Well, I don’t have cam for anywhere. So I have to go on my troll account. And I literally just sit on there for
like two, three hours. Just have, we’re just having fun playing with each other playing games. Oh, well, if
you’re all into it, you know, it’s cool. You know, I mean, oh, here’s your boy, Andrew. Sure. He says, I
wonder if Pete has judged me before.
He judges everybody. Of course I do. That’s what I do. I’m a fucking judge. What the fuck is this? Uh,
actually, I have to admit, uh, who’s Andrew Shore? Um, he is a viewer of mine.
He’s a really good person. And, um, he has, I’ve met him on one of my camming platforms.
I’m on five different platforms and he met me on one of them. Okay. Uh, why would I judge him then? He’s a
fan of yours and that’s about it. That’s all I know. Maybe he’s talking about Gary Gabagool. Does Gary
Gabagool know? him better or something? can’t see Gary fucking
Gary’s not the kind of he don’t seem like the kind of person who’s gonna be like judging somebody he barely
knows like well Gary Gobbigool is a little retarded let’s be honest he’s a little slow you know he’s just like oh
Cam girls he’s retarded but I have questions for uh wait a minute so I have been asking like should I go get
him uh I think he’s downstairs finishing my cereal that I was eating Because he’s retarded. have them all
next week. Oh no, I’ll wait till Gary comes back. I have questions for Gary. Oh, he’s got to come back? have
a question for you, Pervert Pete. I Oh, okay. Okay. All right. Are you single? And if so, does your gate swing
both ways asking for a friend? Um, absolutely not. I am not gay. Okay, this is from unknown3634. Alright, I
love numbers. I’m not good at math, but I love numbers.
Uh, uh, single. What does that mean? Like you’re, are do have a boyfriend? Do you have a girlfriend? you
unattached? Boyfriend? What do I look gay? You have a girlfriend. Do you, is there a Mrs. pervert? Am I
married? Yeah, you got a girlfriend. You got anything? Are you seeing anybody like? uh… uh… technically,
no! well then you’re single, you’re single- i’m single, yeah, i’m single! say i’m here to fuck um… well, i’m not
here to fuck, i’m here to educate! we’ll work on that okay we’ll work on that okay i wanna- i wanna break in, i
want you to be a little, uh… easy, you know? i don’t like- like, easy? Like, nuts on your chin? I like to place
my nuts on your chin, baby. Like that? I want you to give me that nut. Oh, I’ll give you that nut. Oh, fuck
yeah. You know, so you gotta put fucking plastic sheets down there.
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What the fuck? Say it. Yep. Where’s Derek? Let’s bring Derek back in. Derek, are you there? He said he’ll
be back. Oh. Where’d he go? I don’t know. Oh, is he banging some gay guys or something? Maybe he’s got
a stiffy. Ah, well, we I have so many questions for him. But besides that, all right, did you say you have more
questions for me? He couldn’t handle it and where he had to get off the stream. I’m just playing. I don’t
know. He said he’d be right back. I don’t know what happened. Yeah. Okay. So you answered that question.
That’s it. That was the only question I had. That was from somebody. Oh, that’s good. Yeah. I got a couple
and then I got a couple for Gary. Oh, oh, shall I go get him? Yeah, we go get him. And then I’ll answer the
question. Why you go get him all into the questions that
I have. All right. Thank God. Fucking Derek. We are living in the last days. Please repent and listen. right.
there’s Derek. All right. I’ll fuck. All right. Jesus. Fuck Jesus, they’re Bigfoot. Who? Somebody said we’re
living in the last days. Please repent and live for
Jesus because he’s coming back very soon. I said, fuck you. Sorry, I’m sorry. Fuck Jesus.
You are our dragon, Lord Satan. I’m just playing. Anyway, here’s my question that people sent in, I am such
a huge fan of yours. Aw, I’ve been watching you since you started on cam four. Or you are the freakiest
fucking no-fi I have ever watched. My question is would you ever meet one of your viewers face to face?
Fuck no. That is rule number one. Kind of like wedding crashes how they have all these roles. I also have
roles. No, because. First of would be prostitution. And how do you even know that you’ll like me? You might
not even be attracted to me once you see me face to face. So no, I do not meet viewers face to face.
So that’s my number one rule. But I really appreciate your support and everything. Okay. Question number
two. How often do you check other models rooms? honest. So I’m not going to lie. I do check models
rooms, but I don’t snipe their customers. don’t even say I’m a cam model.
I don’t do shit like that. I’ve never even asked anybody to collab with me. I just go in and kind of see what
they’re doing. like to, if their goal is like not met, I like to give them all their money for their goals. So maybe
they’re log off for the day. What the fuck it is they want to do. I like to do that. I like you too, Andrew. So
yeah. And the viewers that are watching now, if you want to ask me, it’s called ask a pervert, ask a model. If
you want to ask a fucking question for me and Gary, just put it in the questions or send me a message on X
or send Gary message or go to our website or link tree, whatever. Ask away. Nothing’s off limits. You can
send me a question too. Yeah, you can send, you send there. Dirk, I wanna call you Dirk. You ever seen
Boogie Nights? Maybe Boogie Nights? I have not, no. Oh, what the fuck? Okay, Boogie Nights is about
Mark Wahlberg plays in it.
He’s supposed to be, there’s a porn star named John Holmes. was like real big in the 70s and 80s. He like
kind of, it’s not about him, but it kind of is. His name is Dirk Diggler. I don’t know why I’m hearing know
what’s funny is there’s a guy I watched on, he had an Instagram account called Dirk Diggler. Yeah. It’s a
really good movie. It’s like one of my top 10 favorite movies is it’s called boogie nights. You should watch it’s
really it’s about porn It’s about the adult industry or whatever. So yeah, the fucking amazing. Hey monkey
mark grew up a state away from me. So really He was a feel the vibrations he’s a bossing guy My mom
used to love that show wall burgers. I think personally myself. I’m not that shit show was stupid And
I was like, we want to watch Jenny McCartney. Everybody has fucking had Jenny McCartney.
Nobody’s worried about her Sorry, but a bitch that talks about, you know, farting is disgusting. um, no
offense. I’m going to get it like girls or whatever, but there’s just some things that women should just not
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discuss. Like, I’m a delicate little flower. I don’t talk about shit like that. No pun intended. Wow. I’m not one of
them girls. don’t. Oh, good. I don’t judge whatever you feel open talking about. also don’t like lift my fucking
leg up and like just rip ass. That’s so gross. I hate it. You’ve never- don’t say that burp really loud that
bothers me so bad when women just openly just- What the fuck wrong with you? What are you reading
about fucking animals? EW! Not gonna lie my ex would fuck with me this shit like that from time to time. I
have never- I was married and I never even- Listen I had a one night stand one time and I so embarrassed
that I literally got up in the middle of it, dressed crying and I left. I’m weird though like I just- I’ll laugh it off
like it’s just funny to me. I’m typical guy. They said- don’t talk back to me like and I was like, oh my god, can I
go? I just need to leave. I was so embarrassed. was crying. Plus, mean, I kind of like said the standard
when we first were together and I thought you haven’t heard after like maybe a month or two together, you
know, so yeah, I’m not that kind of girl. Like I keep there’s just some things that you should just keep this
behind closed doors. You know what I don’t like to shower with people. Shower sex is terrible anyway. I
don’t know. I don’t mind. I don’t mind that. That’s fun to I’ve never had sex in the pool before with a girl. have
not with a guy. I feel like this is a guy in general. Personally, as a guy speaking, I feel like it just be hard for
me to get it up in the cold water. So yeah, what job do you want before camming? Um, actually I was in
veterinary school. Um, yeah, so I was in school for biotechnology. Um, so I’ve, I’ve wanted to do many
different jobs, but What the fuck is biotechnology? So I wanted to work for like a company like Amgen where
they make like pharmaceuticals basically. So you give out drugs into the poor neighborhoods of West
Virginia, the opiate epicenter? Basically. That’s fucked up. Anyway, I mean, what happened?
You didn’t finish? Are you finished? Yeah, I got an associate’s degree and then I worked for like medical
companies and like shipping jobs basically. I have a, now I went to a
Mormon college. I have, they had uh they have masters and uh forgive the other one is i have a master’s in
uh family history which is genealogy i have i own a genealogy firm Interesting fun fact my sister actually did
She went really far back in her family history and she’s found out a lot of cool stuff. Uh-huh. I have to use in
German descent. So yeah Second generation on my mom’s side. Um American the rest my family came
from Syria. My mom’s full blood Syrian
Yeah So I it’s easy which by the way, you can get record or you can get records from Syria now, which is
fucking nice I can speak a little bit of Arabic and can read little bit of Arabic.
I’m getting better at it. I’m doing a little bit of time, but Arabic is a very hard language to read, learn and
write. So. can speak a very, very small amount of Portuguese, but not only enough to order off a menu at a
restaurant. about it. There’s other countries that speak
Portuguese and they’re not Portuguese. Brazil. It’s funny. I was talking about this earlier.
Jamaica, some of them speak French. Yeah, so like Creole is like a combination. French and
Portuguese. Keverating people. I ain’t never left the United States. Listen to me. I sound like a fucking
hillbilly. I ain’t. I have never. You’ve been to Canada? No, love Canada. Canada is a beautiful country. It’s
it’s uh it was okay. Toronto was overrated but I was only there for a day so I can’t give it a true rating. I want
to go to like the Yukon. Like I’m a fucking I used to be a city girl. I grew up in what you call the hood but uh I
moved out into the country like I don’t know ten years ago and I fucking love it. Like you could I live in an old
abandoned coal mine town. Cool, that’s cool. mean, being in the middle of the the can kind of go from city to
countryside pretty quickly. Yeah, the nearest town, the highway, the main highway is like, which is I-470 and
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470, it’s like maybe 15 minutes away from my house. And then I live by two different towns, it depends on
where you want to go.
One’s five minutes away, one’s 11 minutes away. So it’s not far. It’s just a little back road. what state are you
in? I what’s part of the I am a mountain mama. I’m in West Virginia.
No fuck, so you’re actually somewhat close, we’re all somewhat close to each other, me, you, me, and Pete.
Where you at? I’m in Rhode Island. Oh, I want to go to fucking New England in the fall. Like, I feel like that
would be so fucking- Holy shit, you’re actually in West
Virginia? Yeah. Oh shit, I was just kidding about that. I’m a mountain mom, and no, don’t fuck my cousin or
nothing like that. Oh, wait. Only my second cousin, because that’s legal.
I took the train from Rhode Island to Virginia actually, cuz my friend he’s in the Navy, so he’s at Virginia
Beach. You know fucking people literally think that West Virginia is part of Virginia still, like the
motherfuckers, they’ve been their own fucking independent states since the Civil War, like what the hell is
wrong with you? Pick up a fucking history book, go text back motherfucker, turn the YouTube off. If you’re
from the United States, I feel like that should be a requirement for living in the United States to know that.
And it was another cam model. He’s like, oh, I’m in Virginia like you. said, no, honey, I’m in West Virginia.
It’s like South Carolina, North Carolina being the same place. I was born in South Carolina.
Horry County. You like that? That’s cool. I’ve never been to South Carolina. My dad was stationed in the
Marines when I had my mom No way. Fun fact, my dad was too, and I’m drinking out of a Marines water
bottle. Matter of fact my father went AWOL because he was supposed to be in Desert Storm but I was born
and he didn’t go so he went to the break. With me he was in for four years then met my mom so and then I
was born shortly after. He was supposed to go to Germany after he went over and did like a 60 month tour
over there where they go like Iraq over there Desert Storm I can’t even fucking remember but my mom had
me in
August and he’s like I’m not going back I want to be with my baby. That’s sweet. That is- And then got
arrested and my mom didn’t know how to take care of me. I ripped my own earring out because I screaming
for my dad and because he did everything for me and when he left I was like fucking went crazy. Then my
dad, you know, got out of jail and he was like, she’s not gonna know who I am. That was my first word was I
didn’t talk until I was almost two years old. And the first time I talked I said daddy. He’s dead now. He’s
dead. Sorry. He’s dead.
He’s cool. It’s cool. Thank God. mean, you know, he’s actually Bobby’s right here on the shelf. love you,
dad. Assalamu alaikum. Right? love you, dad. I’m my dad’s son, because my brothers are pussies, so I was
his. I guess so. it like my brothers are over six, five, and I beat their asses still to this day. They’re pussies
and they’re little girls. They cry more than I do. I mean, with that mouth, I would do. Good point. So what job
did you both want before camming? Oh, we answered this. Oh, I’m sorry. I’m sorry. was, you know, I was in
serial. was in. I was in vet school. I was going to be a veterinarian or a mortician. vet tech? Oh, oh. would
say like a mortician as well. Oh. They’ve also like career up so much that the others, the second one was
prior to wanting to work for like a pharmaceutical company was I wanted to own my own gym. like a
CrossFit, then people who have CrossFit gyms.
I want to have like, but the business for that is just so, so tough. It’s like such a tough business to get into. I
like to say I’m an entrepreneur, or like whore, you know what mean? Yup.
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My cat pays for my cat, like, plus I’m an animal lover, I have a cat rescue, land of the misfits.
So my cat pays for my cats. That’s heartwarming. That should be a fucking homework card. That is funny.
That should be. Well, and plus you’re both young, like you could still pursue dreams.
For sure. I think. But do you want to? Dreams are poor pocket suckers. I have dreams. What about me? Oh,
I guess I’m a sucker. Like my mom always tells me, well, she wanted me to go to school for like, be like a
teacher. That’s what my grandma would say. A biology teacher or whatever. gym teacher because she
thinks that those are things like, yeah, I’m interested in science. I’m interested in lifting, but I wouldn’t want
to be a teacher. I could never see myself being a teacher at I’m just so fucking boring, especially chemistry
and shit. Oh my god. When I was high school, I did anatomy class and we dissected cats, which was sad,
that’s the only thing because the human body is so cool. It’s so fucking fascinating. I actually flunked my
anatomy senior year. Really? I got kicked out of so many schools. I was out of I had to stay where I was.
Then I got pregnant. I was a teen mom. Well, I gotta say you both suck at teaching because you tried
teaching Pervert Peteete how to be a fucking fag boy and he failed. I mean, it’s probably more on him than
you guys, but you I work as a cam model, I work for a very well-known online tutoring company. And I
worked there for a lot of years.
And also I have a pub. have published very successful online genealogy courses that have me. Wait,
genealogy. That’s like, I have a degree in it. Like, but what’s genealogy? That’s like the past or some shit.
Genealogy is family history. Family history. It’s not just a family trace your ancestry. So I will do family trees
for like people that want to get into like a like genealogy clubs like the Daughters of the American
Revolution, shit like that, but you have to show your your lineage to show that you’re related to people that
was in the fucking revolution.
They don’t want to do it. I’ll do it for them. I have a genealogy research firm. I research people’s family trees
for them. And I do little old ladies trees at the library for free, because
I’m a nice girl. I was just gonna say that’s really nice. Yeah. Right. Especially. Oh, go ahead there. I had a
co worker who was super into that stuff. And he would like look it up for Oh, it’s like fucking I started doing it
2017. never fucking stopped. I went to college for it. Yeah, it’s really interesting. I love it. I found family
members where I’m left handed. My dad was left handed. And when I found my great great grandfather, he
looks just like my dad. Identical to my father. He was left handed as well. It’s very interesting how we do
pass down like a lot of traits like from one generation to the next. I have similarities to my dad and my dad
has similarities to my grandfather just like we all somewhat look alike even though you know. My
grandfather looked like fucking Tony Soprano and he acted like it and I mean the only thing my grandfather
could give me a lesson was how to be a coke dealer that’s probably about it. Life lessons and he’d be be
like Jesus and love everyone that was a good one too. Wow. He’s dead now to RIP pep. As-salamu
alaykum. Right. He also owns a lot of whore houses where I live. Like my family is really infamous where I’m
from.
They’re in books. They’re in books or whatever. there it’s like there was like a mafia or like mob like where I
lived at one time in the 40s, 30s and 60s. And my great great parents, they’re
Syrians. So there was like 15 brothers. They would just take over businesses. They just say this is our
business now and stuff like that. So they had whore houses. and my grandfather would go and pick up the
money every Sunday. He’s like, I got my dick sucked like eight times in one day. I was like, Jesus Christ.
That’s crazy. So that’s what inspired me to write. I’m writing a book. I’ve been writing a book for almost three
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years now about prostitution and Mike it’s called the Scarlet Trade Wheeling’s own soil doves. And what
better else to write a book about prostitution than a sex worker. it’s on the Amazon. can links in description,
right? Right. In the future. In the future. Maybe we’ll have like a little read along.
I’ve been. Oh, that sounds fun. And like every time we do a chapter, I’ll take something off.
Oh, that sounds real fun. I like that. I want to have the goddamn horror off in the horror of Olympics. Derek,
are you in? I’m home for cocksucking. I know I can’t. I will bring the gold and predict something. Oh, I’m
sorry. No disrespect, Derek. I mean, to call you a whore or anything. I’m just saying like. I’m not a cam girl,
so I don’t know how it works.
What’s the poor one? You can be a judge. Me? Yeah, remember we had an interview with a fucking model
and she called herself the BJ Queen or whatever? She had the courses, the college.
Listen, I couldn’t sleep that night after I had seen what she had called herself over the pan. Fuck that shit. I
am the throat goat. I’m thinking, wait a minute. I would rather be the throat goat than the queen. Okay.
Cause I’m the greatest of all times. I’m the Tom
Brady of sucking dick. Let’s put it that way. Yeah. I know who you’re talking about. Fucking rings, you know,
you’re New England fan. Exactly. I have no doubt. Like I like I win. So I want to have a whole lot. Every time
I leave the marathon. between me and her and whoever wins gets the fucking gold and they get to have the
bragging rights, you know what mean? Wait a minute, Derek, did I hear that wrong? But do you dick? No.
Oh, I’m sorry. I’m sorry.
No disrespect. I didn’t say that. Oh, I’m sorry. I’m sorry. Damn, Erica, you’re perfect. He fucking dude, I was
fucking downstairs. I was trying to eat my Froot Loops and shit. He’s like, hey, you got to get back in there
because I can’t handle it. They’re they’re pressuring me to be a fag boy. And I was like, well, I don’t fucking
care. I have questions for you from viewers. The first one is, Gary, have you ever really sat down and
watched any of your models? Guess. lives or adult content and don’t lie and if so which ones were your
favorite models that you watch and where can i find them and that is from tiny tim 544 wait like watch their
streams like if you want to watch like the cam models that you’ve interviewed like have you like sat down
like watched their like videos or anything oh definitely not i i couldn’t i don’t think no i don’t think i could
interview someone if i watched their fucking streams why because it i don’t know it’s like It seems so fucking
like weird like I seen you like fucking sticking a banana in your ass like I don’t know. I see who were
interviewed I go and I googled and I buy their content and watch it. I’m like, yeah, so I got to know because
I can tell them. Hey, I watched your thing. Fucking amazing sexist. That makes sense. That makes sense.
I’m content and I wanted to tell her tonight like very her voice. Her voice is very like sexy, like the way she
talks and word stuff. It’s like Oh, it’s really it’s a turn. It’s Sookie Sookie. Yeah, no, that makes sense. But
yeah, for me, like, you know, like, because the whole fucking cam girl diaries podcast is all about cam girls
trying to, you know, like, learn from each other and all that bullshit. But then you have knowledge, you’d
have knowledge of what it is they’re good at. Like we were talking about the private. But that’s not going to
be but to interview someone or, you know, just for me. to like learn like that’s not going to teach me anything
seeing them stick a banana in their fucking cooch isn’t going to teach me how to fucking like you know like a
question for them oh well guess what so i saw you stick a banana in your ass uh how does that feel you’re
in luck i don’t even like bananas oh there’s two of us i hate bananas next question gary is what i like
bananas and i eat them often so fuck both of you what is your perfect guest like If you had to have a perfect
guess, who would it be? And this person wants to be anonymous. The perfect podcast.
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Yes, like what would be your perfect guess to bring on? Shit, that’s a good question because
I don’t fucking like because the audience are cam girls that want to learn from other cam girls, right? They
probably want to learn from ones that are like more primal experience.
They probably don’t want to learn one. They just started a couple of months ago. That’s partly true. That’s
mostly true. But then but there’s also. Oh, yeah. Well, that’s mostly true because, of course, you want to
learn from someone experienced, but you also want to hear from them dumb bitches that do some dumb
shit. you know, oh god, and I have some horror stories.
But have you ever have you ever interviewed a model that like, said that they knew what they were doing.
But then when you were interviewed and talked to him, or like stuttering, like, you’re like, no, this bitch didn’t
do none of that shit. liked, definitely early on is fucking.
But for me, none of that fucking appeals to me, because I could care less about you know, because like,
audience cares about it. I don’t care about it. I just want to hear the the crazy shit, the fucking crazy stories
like that appeals to me. People probably think that you like him like you’re probably into cam models like
that was my first time like is he is he like a fucking model himself like well no originally how I started this shit
was like I just want like with the whole Pervert Peteete thing like I just wanted to hear the craziest shit
because you know all cam girls even cam guys have crazy fucking stories that’s all I wanted to hear. and
yeah that’s fucking retarded like what i do have to breathe though yeah that’s the shit i want to fucking hear
personally You know what’s funny is I usually shave my head. Yeah, so you know what’s funny is I usually
shave my head, but I’ve been growing it because I want to get it freshly cleanly shaved my cousin’s
wedding. I actually just cut my hair, my haircut today. That’s why I’m wearing that because it looks like shit
when it grows in. It probably feels real good like rubbing it around. Oh, she wants to rub your head. I like like
when my hair Oh, yeah. Love the feeling. got one last question. I’ve been sitting on since last week. What
made you start the podcast? And what was it about cam modeling? Wait a minute.
You don’t make sense. Whatever. Who the fuck? made you start this podcast? Oh, what you start this
podcast that what they misspelled it. They spoke cam model. K I M what that was about what what made
you start a podcast that was about cam modeling when you’re not a cam model with interest. What interests
you about the cam cammy industry? That’s yeah, basically.
What are you just you just answered that a minute ago? Yeah, yeah, basically, it was, you know, you know,
came off of the Pervert Peteete thing, like, I just wanted to hear the crazy because I mean, we all know cam
models like fucking, you know, they hear some crazy shit. They say, they got to do some crazy shit. That’s
all I cared about. I just wanted to hear that shit.
Weave it into the Pervert Peteete thing. Yep. But what happened was, you know, cam, actual cam girls
were like, oh, I like hearing about their stories and all that shit. I was like, okay.
I just doubled upon it one time. I never even YouTube because there’s no, they are no podcasts. for their for
cam model like there are some but they’re like ones that people put out for like two episodes and then that’s
it this is the only cam auto podcast i know that’s consistent that consistently put out episodes for years now
you know what mean i yeah i’ve been so fucking inconsistent with it but yeah that’s how it started you know
you need to start giving yourself more fucking credit there mister you’ve done amazing thank you but no i’ve
been so inconsistent you’ve done more you don’t have a big fucking I don’t take compliments good. So, you
know, just to let you know that you’re doing a fucking fantastic job and you built this platform for models and
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that’s amazing. give yourself a pat on the back, give yourself a little tug, whatever. And yeah, definitely think
you need to give yourself a pat on the back. She’s right on that. Oh, stop it. Derek. Derek, come on. For
sure. Stop it seriously. You’re doing good
Listen no, no, I don’t fucking first off. I don’t take compliments good. I get it. I’m the same way I’m right. I can
completely relate right how many gay guys are like yo your fucking asshole is fucking perfect You’re like,
hey, no, no stop stop We do appreciate you opal rainbow. No, stop it. Stop it. No, but seriously, though, in
the cereal, was it really Froot
Loops? Because I love Froot Loops. get it. The ghetto brand stop. I’m not fucking paying for listen, I will
never pay for the fucking you know, the fucking actual Froot Loops.
I’ll give you a fucking free baby. You’ll never have pay with me. you’re vip you are very you two perverts
here this is funny three actually technically right you got three perverts in the in the chat here listen i’m uh
what i’m not a pervert i’m just uh you know i’m a nice guy trying to fucking give cam girls and cam guys a
platform to Share their experiences, right? I thought that’s what that whole thing was like you earlier your
vanilla I’m gonna make you into twist I’m gonna fucking when I’m done if you’re gonna be like the biggest
pervert you’re gonna be texting me one Did you see this down this port today this girl doing this?
I hate you both first off. I hate you both. Okay, just make that clear Listen, also I’m trying to do is fucking you
know, just you know for you cam girls and cam guys just get your shit out there oh shit so you know you
gotta get i really appreciate you giving yeah we gotta me especially i’m pretty sure i’m the first cam guy
guest correct yeah you are right yeah it feels cool except for the couples that come on like the there’s been
some dudes to be like some of them couples that came on well yeah solo yeah cam guy yeah couples don’t
count no and then they fucking wives don’t let them talk Erica, how busy are you after this? need to discuss
something. Oh, are you saying the the girls are dominant? Yeah, like they don’t let them fucking are you
saying? Oh, oh, let’s call them out by name. Acadia. Yes, yes, yes. I didn’t know that they were like
musicians neither. wasn’t I’ve seen the music going.
Key party. I gotta say fucking key party. I love their fucking music. I might be gay but
I’m on into like, you don’t like it. You don’t like it. No, I’m not into that kind of shit.
First of I’m a metalhead. I don’t listen to music. It’s like me. I’m like, I’m like a metal fan, a heavy metal rock.
And I like old. I like 90s Okay. That’s not true. I’m polygamous.
I’m a poll about easy. Easy, right? Actually named after easy the rapper. That’s crazy.
I fucking like the day easy dive like dad like me. His death anniversary has come or no past his last month
passed. March 26. Yep. Yep. 1995 baby. He like got sick. He was on like okay, that’s so sad. It is he died of
AIDS and he just talked about banging bitches nonstop what she did. That nut like I kept it real. He kept it
real. Nuts to your nose to your lips to your chin baby. Will you bring Everyone’s what’s your favorite easy
song? It’s probably boys in the hood. No, it’s not. It’s eight ball. I bet. Fucking you never heard. That is a
ball.
You fucking best. Oh, yeah. Yeah, of course. Of course. Everyone’s heard boys in the hood.
Like that’s even. Yeah. Exactly. You’ve never heard. Oh, that’s disrespectful. Derek, what do you say?
We’re all old here? No, I’m just saying I’m young… No, you’re right though.
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You’re not… You know who EZE is? Yes, I do. I do. Have you ever heard of NWA? Yes, yep.
That’s what music might do. Rocky… Eric and Rocky was another big one. My dad was to Public
Enemy. Like I know some of these music groups, I just don’t listen to them. my father and you should yeah
they’re fucking you know i mean yes easy’s you know like who you should be listening oh go ahead i’ve
listened to the songs before in the past for sure yeah you heard them right yeah well yeah my father was
ruined it like gangster rap i was the only fucking kindergartner that knew every lyric just straight out of is poly
poly jammer as she said to like right now I’m into fucking disco music I was born in 1990 I never got into
disco music yet fucking love disco music don’t don’t disco what the fuck wasn’t that a big thing in the 90s
right it was 90s right where the 80s my dad like my father like 90s alternative to that’s another big one like
he was a big bush fan Yeah, I was just gonna say I’m a big Bush fan, but I’m really not. love that she
shaved. Yeah, nice and clean, nice and smooth. I’m a Gavin Rossdale fan. Let me say that. Yeah, yeah.
That song mouth is like one of my favorite
Bush songs is now. Maybe fucking lovely park. Oh fuck. Yeah, bro. He was going to yes Now with that
fucking new lead singer it’s that will never happen. Okay, all the old stuff right for sure. I never shout out to
Chester. Come on, right? I should have time for hyper theory. I literally stood in line at Sam Goody’s to get
that CD What concerts have you guys been to? Um, I’ve seen I’m a huge Rob Zombie fans as well huge
Rob Zombie and white zombie a bunch You’ve seen Rob Zombie? fucking love Rob Zombie. I’m like
obsessed with him. Holy shit His movies everything I’ve never seen slipknot like that’s just that really upsets
me and now they’re not touring. That’s my favorite band of all time I’ve seen mudvein. I’ve seen mega
death. I’ve seen uh, I like Metallica and see Metallica. Um Nelly the st. Lunatics
Spice Girls. Pimp juice, baby. Yeah Spice Girls. Britney Spears but you guys wanna talk about some vanilla
shit? What? My first fucking concert last year Bayside. Last year. Last year?
Bayside. Oh, you know, the best concert I’ve ever seen was Sticks. on growl, but you know.
Aureo Speedwagon Sticks was the best concert I’ve ever been to. Aureo Speedwagon. Fucking love Aureo
Speedwagon. Yeah, that’s like the 80s. You weren’t even born yet. How’d you go to that? i’ll fucking buy it
they came to where i live they were like together of course they’re like and they were like what in their 70s i
like the scorpions too like i love the scorpions as well that’s a good band i’m a huge uh led zeppelin fan and
pink floyd fan i’ve named by cats that passed away unfortunately after them um queen of the queen fan i bet
oh no the police not staying by himself the police genesis not just phil collins What about you, Derek? My
first concert was Kill Switch Engage. I fucking love them. But which lead singer though? Um, I want the one
from Providence. I don’t know the name. I used to be super intimate. I never liked Hatebreed, but I like I
grew to love them. Okay, okay. Yeah, I think
I’ve only yeah, I’ve only been in two concerts like major concerts at least I see panic at the disco Taking
back Sunday Hawthorne Hawthorne Heights, I’ve seen them And I was thinking all that And they had like all
these other fucking I don’t know. Yeah, I disturbed as well and
I saw post along And uh disturbs. All right, but he I feel like he says the same thing over again This like
screams like we get it dude. You did it. You’re disturbed? Yeah, I was super like into the serve and I had to
go with my co-workers They’re like like I was still I’m just fuck it. It was good. It was a good time My cdx has
been a huge disturbed fan. Shout out to d bag. Um And there was uh who was in it who else was there uh
And they do this song animal I have become you know that that’s three days three days grace I’m a huge
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music person. fucking love all types of music. But metal like metal and rock is probably what I go for.
Like that’s what I listen to. Like, especially when I’m going through something. I have Slipknot
Sunday. So on Sundays, I listened in all the Slipknot albums all day long. That’s my thing.
And I have Mudvayne Mondays where I listen to all Mudvayne and Hell Yeah, because Hugh Chagrey was
in Hell Yeah as well. What do you listen to on Fridays? The Cure? Oh, they only got, you know, Friday on
the above. get on my Spotify, they make you these playlists, the fucking
Cure has been on there. I’m like, goddamn motherfucker why is this on here yeah bitch yeah i used to be
really really into punk rock like the sex pistols and uh the remotes like when i was in high school that was
like a big thing probably and and uh fucking uh what’s his name fuck uh sid vicious i used like his solo shit
when he did the because i like frank sinatra too old blue eyes i like him and he did a version of my way it’s a
frank sinatra song i think it fucking sid vicious is better but i like frank sinatra are you from jersey? cuz, you
know, lot of jersey bitches they’re young, you know, they go off of like, oh i like fucking frank sinatra bitch,
you’re like- i listen to classical music too i listen to classical i listen to everything except for fucking gospel
oh, like- alright, how about some danzig? you like danzig? yeah, mother- why because he’s five foot two is
that what you’re saying all right so you don’t like Danzig cuz he’s five foot two huh yes and he’s fucking D
hey Derek
I know Derek knows about Danzig right? actually don’t know I’ve heard misfits though You’re just like off of
Big Daddy. If you don’t like spaghetti meatballs, just get the fuck out of America. If you don’t know who
Danzig is, just get the fuck out of America. I thought
Danzig like, especially in 2026. I thought Danzig is a, yeah, he’s kind of a meme with the whole bricks thing.
Yeah, like if you don’t know, on the internet, he’s a fucking, nevermind.
Erica just stopped. everyone just stopped. No disrespect to Danzig. Oh yeah, Danzig, you’re one of the
greatest. He’s not. I didn’t see that, but we your bone there Danzig. I don’t even think I could give myself like
a favorite music artist I like of all time because I just like switch genres all the time. I just can’t listen to one
genre. Mine always be Slipknot.
Like I’ve named my pets after them. I listen to them constantly. They actually got me through a lot of trauma
in my life. that’s interesting because yeah, like Derek said, yeah, I can never like because I love fucking
Tupac, The Cure, Richard Cheese. I forgot to bring the goddamn chicken. like i love my 2000s hip hop, like i
love my m &m’s 50 cent stuff like that but i also love like some of newer stuff not as much as newer stuff i
like the flick it to ying ying twins, that’s pretty fun what twins? the ying ying twins! ying ying twins? oh, i you
heard of ying ying twins? i’ve heard of what? the ying ying? ying ying? yeah, i the flick it to the ying ying
twins, a pretty good time oh, i bet you do I like to shake it like a saltier. Well, when they do the whisper song,
I like to it to my ear like it’s you know, they’re really talking to me when did you get the gauges done? 1996
that’s the year i was born oh my god i want to kill myself that’s the year tupac died september 10th 1996
he’s not dead he’s not dead you didn’t know that did you know that how dare you do not disrespect him
listen he’s dead we gotta just accept It’s crazy that there’s always conspiracy theories with famous people
like that. Like Juice World. People are still saying Juice World is alive. Have you seen the fuck?
Oh, go ahead. What? My kid threw me on the suicide boys and little peep and they tried to get me to go with
Juice World. A couple songs, but I’m not really into him. He’s all right, but he’s Out of those three, I’d say I
really like Juice’s stuff a lot. I relate to the
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Freckles Tears by Boys even more because, you know, I’m… I a dark mind.
What the fuck we’re supposed to be talking about like, you know, camming and being cam girls and cam
guys and shit. You’re talking about, oh shit, you’re showing your tits. What the fuck? They’re away. My
sweater cows are away. They’re just like. Yeah, I mean, I mean, we’ll talk to you to go see and has never
been the one go see the Philharmonica or whatever, know, Philharmonica or the fucking orchestra. She
wants us to see a Frank Sinatra. That’s the shit. That’s a blue eyes. It’s funny. Can’t disagree. Hey, that’s
funny. Yeah, Wherever you like. But yeah, fucking Frank Sinatra. If you if you’re a fucking young buck,
never heard that shit. Yeah. Listen to Frank Sinatra. That’s fucking tight. That’s fucking fire. That’s you
know, it’s like like you ever hear Johnny Cash’s actually have. Jai Cash, what the fuck?
Cripe Reisner… Bring a fire? Both the blues? No. Fuck. No, Jai Cash’s cover of Nine Inch
Nails… Hurt. Yes! Oh, actually, yeah, it’s Nine Inch Nails cover of Hurt. But it doesn’t sound as sad as
Johnny Cash. Johnny Cash, you can hear like the pain in his voice. Like that literally gives me goosebumps
when that song. When the Nine Inch Nails, the Trent Reznor is just like, dude, I seen you on the fucking
video for fucking, what’s that song? I wanna fuck you like an animal. Closer, closer, closer. That song
reminds me of the movie Seven. Have you guys, I’m a big Post Malone fan. Have you seen him do covers
of like he did with Nirvana? actually during covid they did concert no! fuck! i love covers! like he did cover of
nirvana? were there uh some of the guys who were still alive i’m pretty sure that was during covid on on
youtube because i remember watching it everybody that’s in nirvana if you didn’t know the lead singer of uh
the uh they did music together no no no the lead singer i love fucking covers What’s your nirvana song and
if you say teen spirit that’s it you’re you’re fucking out Damn, I’m not a real nerd on a fan. Rate me. Rate me.
that’s another one. It shows a heart shaped box. Yeah. But then if you go off of like the whole unplugged
shit. Oh my
God. Like the whole fucking everything they did on unplugged. I’m a huge Alice in fan too.
I love fucking Alice in Chains. What? Oh, fuck yeah, dude. Mine is down in a hole. That’s my favorite one or
I like to get down in your hole bitch. I Also like the song grind. That’s a pretty good one, too What’s the
favorite of Metallica’s line of oil until it sleeps? until it sleeps I’d say I said I’ll go with the classic and
Sandman. I’d like to turn on my fucking my goddamn strobe lights and put that song on Be this a good
Metallica fan? They’re so wholesome! They’re so wholesome! of all, has been there for Yeah, I get it. Even
though it was like, you know, and now we look back and like, that’s their fucking best album, you know, but
back then it was like, oh, they’re sellout is you know, they’re not fucking thrashing, you know, when they
come out with that fucking shit for like, when they come out with a couple of their like last albums, like man,
they’re just trying to be mainstream, like they fucking sold out. But I get it, you got to go where the fucking
same thing was like fallout boy, their music is fucking shit. compared to like their first couple albums it’s like
what the fuck is this? this is not emo shit that i liked when i was in high school it’s funny that you brought
them up i haven’t heard them in years i fucking love follow up boy i love their first time dance dance and shit
all the time fucking shit all american rejects me oh yeah yeah we definitely on the same line i to an amateur
night for strip club and i danced what i danced to was gives you hell that’s great i was just listening to that
song a couple weeks ago sure a lot i i want a wet t-shirt contest actually that’s what was song was metallica
i wasn’t a teacher contest Pervert Pete and i wish we were there to see them i think Pervert Pete was he
was like creeping in the background and shit i became a huge icp fan never liked them then i started
listening i fucking love icp people always get clowned for liking them I know, but they’re doing something
right because they’ve been around for hundreds of years. They’ve been around for a while. But why do you
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like them? Because they’re just, they don’t give a fuck, they don’t care and they don’t try to act like they’re
not nothing. And I like the lyrics of their songs. They’re relatable, know? And you know, just some of the shit
that’s on there. All right. All right. Real quick. Best rapper ever. Best rapper ever? Best rapper evo- That
would be a fuckin’ easy E. you bitch i can’t debate that or a lot of shit for this okay i’m personally i love my m
&m so yes yes Derek you win yes yes m &m i mean every white person’s fucking answer is m &m hey i
didn’t want to say that i didn’t vanilla ice what are you kidding no fucking m &m like forget about black on
white and shit m &m what a lyrical fucking genius emina and easy i fucking love easy all right he’s funny as
care for their old albums like they were albums i don’t really care for eminem’s like they were albums like i
know you don’t really care for juice but he was able to freestyle just as good as eminem and eminem even
said so i like that song i have no clue you know like you might be right and i can’t debate that so yeah That’s
your homework, is to check out Juice Box’s Yes, yes, thank you. Yeah, yeah, I definitely want to check that
shit out because- for like an hour and a half, like twice, and he’s pretty good, I’d say. I thought his name was
Juice Box for the longest time, I kept like, it’s Juice Box. Juice Box? Why is his name called Juice Box?
They’re like, no it’s Juice Box. The way he just writes his songs, his number one hit that he made was Lucid
Dreams and he wrote the song in like 10 minutes. Well I’ve seen it, I watched his fucking documentary and
that kid needed help so bad, he’s like, hi! I’m Mr.
Herky. was like, Jesus Christ, is a load of a fucking pill. So yeah. follows me on X.
Ali Lord, whatever the fuck her name is. It’s funny that they actually met in Rhode Island of all places. I was
like, because I wrote a paper on him for one of my drugs and human behavior classes. Are mental
cigarettes banned in Rhode Island? Because they’re banned in
Massachusetts. I’m not really sure. I don’t smoke, so I don’t know. What the fuck? What are you, a square? I
am. I’m have to fucking- I’m gonna have to corrupt your ass. Only green.
And that’s usually just eating it, so. I can’t partake in a devil’s lettuce. I’m strictly on PCP or- PCP? You
fucking- Holy shit. No, I’ve never- I’ve been on PCP before. I don’t even know where fuck up. Yeah, okay. I
don’t. I don’t. I think she’s just trolling us.
I don’t even know what fucking I don’t even know we’re getting PCP now. Oh my god. Did you just say
you’re from wait, you’re from West Virginia and you have no clue what what PCP is? No, well, bullshit. I just
feel like what’s on TV now. PCP is not a West Virginia drug.
We like pharmaceuticals. Like hillbilly heroin is oxycontin. So We’re the fucking we’re ground zero for the
opiate epidemic. Congratulations. Everywhere. I’m a recovering each addict.
Well, that’s true, Derek. Yeah, everywhere is like, you know, there’s no better place than, know, America.
I’m in recovery. Been recovery since 2017. Found it. Found it. I haven’t touched heroin since then. Thank
the Lord. Holy shit. You’re a couple of heroin addicts.
I used to be. more. Now I just do- I just smoke crack. That’s all I do now. A lot of poly- poly I can’t tell if she’s
trolling on the Yeah, I know. Like, what the fuck? She just came out and she smokes crack? No, no, I don’t I
didn’t expect that. I’ll be like, do I look like I smoke crack? Crack is cheap. You remember that interview she
did? You don’t? No, yeah.
You never know. I like the role. Exactly. You never know, man. I like- I like DHB and like- Like stuff like that.
That’s shit’s fun. that’s my kind of girl that wants to do GHB like, yeah, fucking drug you bitch. Yeah, let’s do
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this. I’ll do a bunch of it because you’ll get like you’ll fucking pass out. You do. Right. Yeah. Then you feel
good and then you just like fuck for hours and you know, I’ve heard of I’ve heard of it. I’m scared to take that
one. You should be, bro. I mean, what the fuck? Well, here’s Andrew Shore, even I know what
PCP is. Oh, I’ve never seen it. I thought like it was like in Balm Included, not what it is.
I don’t know what it stands for, but I’ve heard people talk about Pussy cunt penis is what it stands for. It
stands for the fucking- you ever see those videos on YouTube of, you know- Have you ever seen when the
people do this drug called Blokka? i’ve of that one i’ve heard- yeah yeah i’ve heard of floccca i’ve seen some
stuff restaurant i worked in, the cook would show me videos and it was this guy skews on his butt and he’s
going yoohoo yoohoo motherfucka and he thought it was so funny he’s like he’s on that floccca i was like
like the rapper? walk a floccca? I’m not gonna lie, guys, it’s getting pretty late. I’m going to… I’ll be right
back. I’m gonna, like, try to stay up for a little bit longer. No, man, what? You gotta go fuck- Hey, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa! You gotta stream? It’s all good. You gotta stream? Nah, I’ll explain to you what I- I got
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